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Iwan has obviously been giving this situation some thought already! :) The only snag is that you have to keep your SO from reading the forum. :D

Now you can tell everyone that you got advice of counsel.

You're right. How could I forget my lawyerly training. "Sir, I am afraid that while your razor is good for the purpose for which warranted, we regret that it will possibily not fulfill your...

You're right, it at least /looks/ like a decent razor. Too bad that it's useless.

Effigy, if you need help, I started a whole thread on what you can do with Pakistani razors (or craptacular...