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Hey Hirlau......

What's the difference between a Hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One's a large animal and the other's a little lighter?

:o

The Gillette Mach 3 Fusion......

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I believe the phrase, "dumb", was the old expression for mute, as she was blind, deaf, and mute.

But yes, a brilliant woman who demonstrates that overcoming challenges or adversity, no matter how...

Thought this one was funny.....;)

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Cliff Claven! From one of my all time favorite shows - Cheers! That was hilarious!

And the always classic welcoming lines for when Norm walks into the bar.

Everybody: "Norm!!! What's up...?"
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Feminism - because how else can a white, middle class woman of privilege qualify for Affirmative Action?:shrug:

They say a woman's work is never done.

Maybe that's why they get paid less?:)

Three legged dog walks into a bar, looks around, and say's, "Alright, who shot my Pa(w)!"....

Booo....boooo....boooo!

Sorry....:o

My hope is to one day pass away like my grandfather....peacefully in his sleep.

Unlike all the screaming passengers in his car.....;)

Now that is awesome....that gets filed away.:D

Feminism - North America's Mad Cow Disease.

What is the name of two guys with no arms and legs standing each side of a window?

- Kurt and Rod

What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is lying beside a hole in the ground?

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