Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
Well ya see, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. This is why you always feel smarter after three or four drinks.


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Tack
Cliff Claven! From one of my all time favorite shows - Cheers! That was hilarious!

And the always classic welcoming lines for when Norm walks into the bar.

Everybody: "Norm!!! What's up...?"

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear..."

Or, "Norm...what's shakin'?"

Norm: "All four cheeks and a couple of chins.....!"