Gentlemen, here is today's shaving playbill:

Razor: Edwin Jagger DE 86 faux ivory handle crowned with the Merkur "l904" open comb shave head
Blade: Astra
Brush: Vulfix 2235 super badger
Cream: Vulfix lavender
Pre-shave: Castle Forbes
Face lather
Scuttle: Moss
Alum
Witch hazel
Balm: Institute Karite
Aftershave: Coldinava Lavanda

And now all's well with the world — almost.