The Horror, The Horror

I’ve been laid up in bed with the most horrific Urinary Tract Infection since Thursday night. What a mortifying horrible vile thing it is. I’ll spare you the details. I felt well enough this morning to drag myself from my sweat soaked bed and shower and shave. The J H Hellberg was of course the razor I reached for, being my favourite at the moment. It and the Über of Edwin Jagger Sea Buckthorn Body shop Macca root and glycerine wiped away two days’ of growth effortlessly in one pass; I was too weak for the second pass. I then got the wife to drive me to the hospital, where I suffered further embarrassment by striking a female doctor. In the car after the visit the wife said “You need to learn to talk quieter, we could hear every word you said in there”.
I hate being sick. I lament a lot. I'm going to make a very bad old person...


Razor: J A Hellberg | Überlather: Edwin Jagger Sea Buckthorn/Body Shop Macca Root | After Shave: Truefitt and Hill Trafalgar

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