Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
...The shave was a nice relaxing bedroom shave, I was enjoying it so much I asked the wife when she came in if I should shave the beard off and leave my moustache and soul patch. She said no. She said it would make me look like a porn star. The movies she watches must be VERY low budget...
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Carl, I love your shave-reports!
I laugh out loud!