Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
For (goodness) sakes!

The wife just said "It's out anniversary tomorrow, do you know that?"

I did but I didn't (you know what I mean).

I've got nothing for her and done nothing, 26 years!

Should I just make love to her and ask her to count her blessings or what? (i.e put the onus on her to be thankful for and praise me)...
I think that might be a good way to not make it to 27.