Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
For (goodness) sakes!

The wife just said "It's our anniversary tomorrow, do you know that?"

I did but I didn't (you know what I mean).

I've got nothing for her and done nothing, 26 years!

Should I just make love to her and ask her to count her blessings or what? (i.e put the onus on her to be thankful for and praise me)...
Carl, you ought to know by now. That's woman code for you better impress the crap out of me real fast or stand by for a couple days of being miserable. The kind of impressed she's talking about may RESULT in happy time, but I doubt happy time alone will suffice.