Thread: Shaving your private parts

I figure as long as I can't see it and they don't try to push it on me then I'll try not to worry a whole lot about someone else's trouser monkey.

Originally Posted by PaulFLUS

I figure as long as I can't see it and they don't try to push it on me then I'll try not to worry a whole lot about someone else's trouser monkey.

HaHaHa I haven't heard Stevie the Pee Pee could a trouser monkey before, nice one Paul

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Originally Posted by STF

HaHaHa I haven't heard Stevie the Pee Pee could a trouser monkey before, nice one Paul

Robin Williams used the phrase “one-eyed love worm”.

So I tried maco root cream from the body shop and found that the high humidity still caused the cream to quickly get to wet.

So I tried a unscented soap from stirling. As this soap has a large moisture range I thought it might work better. It did much better.

I also switched to a derby blade. The combination made for an irritation free shave.

Note I'm not trying for BBS here so I'm happy with the results.

I tried my beard trimmer clippers once. I won't do that again, i was shocked at the how many times it bit me.

I resorted to an old Gillette but that clogged up pretty quick.

I might go for one of those hedge trimmer things that I see advertised if I decide to go for the prepubescent look again.

Originally Posted by STF

I tried my beard trimmer clippers once. I won't do that again, i was shocked at the how many times it bit me.

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Originally Posted by STF

I tried my beard trimmer clippers once. I won't do that again, i was shocked at the how many times it bit me.

If it was more than once you have a lot of dedication, or something.

Joke of the day.....Why are pubic hairs curly................so you don’t poke your eyes out..

I can see why you're only allowed one joke a day.