Thread: Health Alert!

This just in, THE SKY IS FALLING!!! The world's infatuation with being terrified is absolutely remarkable. If there's nothing to be afraid of, you can bet that the news media will invent something. It seems the once brave human race now dares nothing and as such is allowed to enjoy nothing. Dodge ball is too dangerous and violent for children, guns should be outlawed, no smoking either, french fries...bad, pork chops...bad, salt...bad, eggs...bad, bacon...bad, fish...bad (mercury content), muscle cars...bad. Nuclear weapons will kill us all. No it's overpopulation. No wait, it's global warming. While part of me says anyone gullible enough to believe this garbage deserves what they get. The other half of me is very sad for these timid little lemmings who can only hope to weather this disaster and live long enough to hear about the dozen more in tomorrow's newscast. Little wonder there's a billion dollar industry built around pills to convince the happless modern human that he/she is happy and things will be alright.
This would almost be laughable if it weren't so pathetic. Kind of reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYUqXAmXRQ