Thread: So What Would You Take?

Originally Posted by pinklather

razor: none
blade: Derby Extra
Brush: none
AS: Prozac for not having a nice straight

No razor but a DE blade, hhmmmm..... my guess is you snapped your pencil writing 'Chapter One', and you can't resharpen it with the potato-peeler.

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So I walked into the butcher's shop, and greeted him in his striped apron and straw cady.

"Morning Mr Hackett, have you got any rabbits today?"
"Certainly! Some nice plump ones, fresh in this morning."
"Have you got one with a hunch back?"
"Err no.... whatever for?"
"Well I'm making a rabbit pie for dinner, and it keeps the crust up."