My gf are starting to be suspicious. I have gone from shaving 1 time a month, to use 30min per day in the bath. And the wet towel, smells and balms aren't helping. To top it of I am dreaming of meeting a strange man to talk about lather and stones(birnando)...

She thinks I am going crasy, found a lover or worse found a man lover:-D

My friends think it's cool