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    You don't shave with a Mach 3 or any plastic cart, you scrape.

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    The scene: Costco, Saturday afternoon. A smoothly-shaved gentleman pushes a cart down one aisle, then another...milk, eggs, fruit, wine, a DVD or two....then, the toiletries aisle!...he slows...there - a bulk case of Mach 3 Turbo "razors"....today's price, only $32.00 for 16! He walks slowly past, the pressure building...in his mind, names spin - Thiers-Issard, Dovo, Henckels, Dorko,....the glint of mirror-polished steel, the reminiscences of clean, refreshing soaps and tonics, the joy of a hand sliding smoothly across a freshly-shaved face - almost surreal. He can't help it...a burst of maniacal laughter explodes from his chest as he pushes his cart past, housewives and retirees looking askance as he passes, giggling hysterically...they'll never know.

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    You want to hear a funny story? Last summer I bought one of those 16 packs of Mach 3 Turbo blades, as well as a six-pack of canned goo gel shave slop ... Then I found SRP. I have several months worth of M3 cartridges sitting in a box now...

    Josh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonedangerousli View Post
    I've always said I'd rather it turn gray than turn loose!
    Totally my opinion as well. I have the odd grey hair right now, but the head is still thick and full of hair... (knock on wood)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshEarl View Post
    You want to hear a funny story? Last summer I bought one of those 16 packs of Mach 3 Turbo blades, as well as a six-pack of canned goo gel shave slop ... Then I found SRP. I have several months worth of M3 cartridges sitting in a box now...

    Josh
    You could always donate it to charity, or the USO. Unfortunately, you'll have it on your conscience what you are doing to the poor buggers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyman View Post
    You could always donate it to charity, or the USO. Unfortunately, you'll have it on your conscience what you are doing to the poor buggers!
    You could donate them to Al, although I don't think they are really big on shaving.

    *al queda that is

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