Thread: Cats and Straights don't mix

I would have shaved the cat bald and let him be embarrassed.

Originally Posted by prhomme

I would have shaved the cat bald and let him be embarrassed.

Heh! Take this kind of language over to the coochie razor thread!

"Cats always land on their feet"

VS>

"Gramma's Butter-side Down Rule" (a piece of buttered toast ALWAYS lands butter-side down).

Tie a piece of buttered toast to the cat and let's see who wins!!!

Originally Posted by mnealtx

"Cats always land on their feet"

VS>

"Gramma's Butter-side Down Rule" (a piece of buttered toast ALWAYS lands butter-side down).

Tie a piece of buttered toast to the cat and let's see who wins!!!

Since one can't win over the other, the whole thing will stay floating just above the floor and spinning like crazy as the forces battle. If you include a bar magnet when attaching the toast, you can place a solenoid around it and use it for an electromotor. Or bread-feline-o-motor, if you will.

here you go:

Originally Posted by marosell

here you go:

HA HA!!


I actually shaved with not one, but TWO cats in the shave den this morning, and lived to tell the tale...