Thread: A little levity

So your shaving by the sink which has a closet adjacent to where your standing and you're going against the grain on your neck and all of a sudden your wife opens the door with the force of a speeding locomotive and same hits you square in the back.

So your reaction is......(fill in the blank-example-"great Tosuke's ghost")

Oh and no damage was done if that matters.

I would likely shout, "MUDDER FARGIN CORK SOAKIN SUM OF A BEACH!!" Or something very close to that.

Sort of like shaving while in the midst of a serious case of the hiccups. I get the hiccups when I get extremely nervous,have had them for 3 days at a stretch, the last batch was only 2 days. I found out that shaving while hiccuping isn't a chore to be taken lightly.

Glad to hear that all of you are OK, (you, the razor and SWMBO)

I would have just yelled "Bob Saget!" at the top of my lungs....

For a while I was quite into "Sons of the Pharahos," but it didn't stick quite as nicely as I'd hoped.

I would likely say something rather ordinary, such as "damnit woman," and as soon as the nerves went down, I'd add in something about her remaining confined to the kitchen and laundry room.

One of many reasons I shave in the shower!!! Always have must likely will.

Hey, if my wife suddenly came out of the closet, I'd be pretty upset too!
Wait, what did this have to do with shaving?

Originally Posted by Lobo

One of many reasons I shave in the shower!!! Always have must likely will.

You must have a lanyard on your straight. Otherwise, when you drop your straight in the shower (and you will), you might lose something you're really, really fond of. And I'm not talking about a toe.