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    So your shaving by the sink which has a closet adjacent to where your standing and you're going against the grain on your neck and all of a sudden your wife opens the door with the force of a speeding locomotive and same hits you square in the back.

    So your reaction is......(fill in the blank-example-"great Tosuke's ghost")

    Oh and no damage was done if that matters.
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    I would likely shout, "MUDDER FARGIN CORK SOAKIN SUM OF A BEACH!!" Or something very close to that.

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    Sort of like shaving while in the midst of a serious case of the hiccups. I get the hiccups when I get extremely nervous,have had them for 3 days at a stretch, the last batch was only 2 days. I found out that shaving while hiccuping isn't a chore to be taken lightly.

    Glad to hear that all of you are OK, (you, the razor and SWMBO)

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    I would have just yelled "Bob Saget!" at the top of my lungs....

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    For a while I was quite into "Sons of the Pharahos," but it didn't stick quite as nicely as I'd hoped.

    I would likely say something rather ordinary, such as "damnit woman," and as soon as the nerves went down, I'd add in something about her remaining confined to the kitchen and laundry room.

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    One of many reasons I shave in the shower!!! Always have must likely will.

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    Hey, if my wife suddenly came out of the closet, I'd be pretty upset too!
    Wait, what did this have to do with shaving?

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    I've convinced my wife that she needs to let me know before she opens the soor, so thats not problem for us.

    However, my worst cut is a direct result of s imilar but totally different scenario. I was doing my normal shave, we're running late, so my wife is showering as a shave. The water stops running, and in the corner of the mirror I see her naked getting out of the shower... I couldn't help it, I turned for a better look.

    Must remember to take my razor off my face next time.

    Either that, or turn my whole body rather than just my head.

    It blood for about an hour!

    M

    P.S. It was worth it!

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    Be sure to accidentally let her see your post. It will increase the odds of seeing her naked again soon.

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    This is an easy one....
    Women should first off never be allowed in the "shave den" without first asking in a very polite voice "May I enter the Lord of the Manor's Domain" ?????

    Now in the real world ..........
    When she barges in I usually say something like "Woman I swear if I get cut, I will bleed on your carpet, and you will, be cleaning it while I am at the ER"
    Last edited by gssixgun; 08-14-2008 at 08:43 PM.

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