Thread: Where is the best place in the house to keep a straight razor?

Mine are dried meticulously, then bound in chain and wrapped in a towel like a burrito. Then I tape the towel closed and secure it in bubble wrap, probably around 30 or so layers. After this, I put it in a thick, wooden box with a padlock keeping it closed. The wooden box is then glued to the top of a high dresser and buried in the backyard upside-down, 7 feet deep. Upon covering the hole, I place no less than 9 wolves around the hole to ensure no intruders. Those 9 wolves have laser-beams attached to their heads and are protected by 4 guard-dogs each. My backyard is also in a castle, surrounded by a moat, with a single draw-bridge guarded by a troll named Hank. This troll must ask you 3 questions in order for you to pass. Generally, the third question is about the location of the Ark of the Covenant or the existence of extra-terrestrial life on Neptune's second-largest moon.

Thank God I only shave every other day...

Mine are strung over the whole house, the bathroom, the bedroom, the office as well as the shop.