I have one that does not pertain to shaving. I hope its okay to post here.

About 12 years ago I went to the store a couple of blocks from my house after work. this was a year or so after my divorce and I had managed to fall in love with the prettiest baker you have ever seen ( my wife now ) Well, I parked the car in the lot and picked up the necessary items the whole time day dreaming about my wife to be ( I had it bad ) I wen't home, fed myself and prepared for the following day before hitting the hay. The next morning when I went out to the car to go to work it wasn't any where to be seen...yep, you guessed it. I left it at the store parking lot.