Not about me or shaving (I don't have one of those stories, YET.)

My brother was really absent minded when he was younger (still is but not as bad). There were a few occasions that he was told to take out the trash. On his way outside, carrying a bag of trash half as big as he was. He'd suddenly drift off into who knows where, walk back inside, and while still holding the bag full of trash, ask... "what was I doing?"