Thread: He hangs his head in shame

I had to get up early this morning and go into town and I was late as it was and I'm trying to do a quick straight shave and the missus comes over and starts jawing at me and I told her you know you're making me lose focus here and she says what's the matter can't you do more than one thing at the same time? I said no not when I got a razor on my face and she says well, you've been doing this so long it should be automatic and now I'm losing even more focus and kicked her out of the room however that Dovo pearl scaled SS model 41 was very focused just waiting for it's chance to create mischief and all of a sudden ...POW ,ZOWEE. So I come out of the bedroom and she says why what did you do to yourself? That's some cut. You can't go like that. Let me put some makup on to...no don't even go there.

So now I have this 2 inch cut on the left side of my mouth. Luckily it wasn't deep. I haven't done something like that in probably 9 years.

I won't supply the moral of the story here.