Thread: He hangs his head in shame

I had to get up early this morning and go into town and I was late as it was and I'm trying to do a quick straight shave and the missus comes over and starts jawing at me and I told her you know you're making me lose focus here and she says what's the matter can't you do more than one thing at the same time? I said no not when I got a razor on my face and she says well, you've been doing this so long it should be automatic and now I'm losing even more focus and kicked her out of the room however that Dovo pearl scaled SS model 41 was very focused just waiting for it's chance to create mischief and all of a sudden ...POW ,ZOWEE. So I come out of the bedroom and she says why what did you do to yourself? That's some cut. You can't go like that. Let me put some makup on to...no don't even go there.

So now I have this 2 inch cut on the left side of my mouth. Luckily it wasn't deep. I haven't done something like that in probably 9 years.

I won't supply the moral of the story here.

I know the feeling... sliced myself last night, and just shook my head. Silly mistake.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I won't supply the moral of the story here.

I will.

The moral of the story is that being married is awesome, because you've always got someone you can blame for your own stupid mistakes!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I had to get up early this morning and go into town and I was late as it was and I'm trying to do a quick straight shave and the missus comes over and starts jawing at me and I told her you know you're making me lose focus here and she says what's the matter can't you do more than one thing at the same time? I said no not when I got a razor on my face and she says well, you've been doing this so long it should be automatic and now I'm losing even more focus and kicked her out of the room however that Dovo pearl scaled SS model 41 was very focused just waiting for it's chance to create mischief and all of a sudden ...POW ,ZOWEE. So I come out of the bedroom and she says why what did you do to yourself? That's some cut. You can't go like that. Let me put some makup on to...no don't even go there.

So now I have this 2 inch cut on the left side of my mouth. Luckily it wasn't deep. I haven't done something like that in probably 9 years.

won't supply the moral of the story here.

I've observed women driving while holding a sheaf of papers on the steering wheel, while talking on the phone, while checking something on the console and then reaching for a cup some beverage. It is impossible to compete with those who are able to multi-task at that level and even more difficult coping with being taken to task for not being able to do the same - and do it now - quickly. You may not be surprised to learn that I'm single. I've been told that I have the flexibility of a concrete block; they don't bend much, but they can be moved.

Sorry to hear about your mishap.

Boy oh boy is that amusing in so many way's. Not that you have a cut but the marriage thing. I just celebrated a milestone 5th anniversary and am happy to see things will not change.

"...even a God-King can bleed."

Ooouuuchhhhh...I feel your pain. Especially around the mouth. I hope you heal fast.

How is the makeup wearing on you ?

Originally Posted by Utopian

I will.

The moral of the story is that being married is awesome, because you've always got someone you can blame for your own stupid mistakes!

Nice shot!!!!!!

ouch...put a half inch "mini-slice" just off the corner of my mouth about a week and a half ago. haven't nicked myself since though. not because I've more carefull but because I had a couple moles removed from my neck and I'm still waiting for the wounds to heal. theres some irony for ya, I get them removed to make shaveing easier and now I can't shave. at least I can't enjoy it because I'm afraid to pull either my straights or DE's across them and, for the time being, am stuck with a disposable

If you read my sig line below you can avoid nicks and cuts ........(running and ducking for cover)