SWMBO made me some shaving soap to try( no i dont know whats in it).
It lathered up really well and the razor glided easily enough and it smelled nice.

I was explaining this to her as I was shaving...........
Then just as I was under my nose still explaining.I slipped and cut myself right between the nostrils.
Got the bleeding to stop after 10 minutes or so.

I guess the lesson learned is, when your shaving , shave and dont talk.
On the bright side my missus informed me the soap is antiseptic,happy days.