My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor

[DFriedl]

My mother in law has requested I shave her back with a straight razor. If it works, my father in law might need some work on his rear end. I'm not sure which direction the hair grows. What hould I do?

[Mephisto]

Looks like you will have to study her back closely to figure that one out. Back hair can grow in all sorts of crazy directions.

[Ryan82]

You should politely decline and then run to the washroom to toss your cookies like I'm about to.....

[ironsidegnr]

.....have you tried hitting her???

I jest.


But seriously, run like hell...

[DFriedl]

I don't know, I'm thinking she needs some honest help.

Please, I'm kinda afraid of her.

[Hirlau]

Is there a policy that pays your wife in the event of an accident?
If so, start with the mother-in-law. Explain to her that traditional straight shaving starts at the neck. Just make sure her back shows signs of a good pre-shave treatment. You don't want others to think that your intentions were bad.

After the authorities leave; I'm sure your father will have changed his mind.

[Hirlau]

I don't know, I'm thinking she needs some honest help.

Please, I'm kinda afraid of her.

That's a Wade & Butcher job for sure.

[ace]

You're making a good argument for an ATN pass, an "across the neck pass". On yourself!

[Havachat45]

Not a lot of things frighten me - but this does
I wish you the very best of luck
Don't forget the before and after pictures - if you dare

[Cove5440]

OK. I thought this was a real question at first. At least I'm really wanting this to be a joke.....