I love how they specify that "IT'S PERFECT FOR MEN AND WOMEN! AND APPARENTLY APES, TOO!"

Having used a Ginsu knife myself on a few occasions, I break out in a cold sweat at the thought of applying the "same technology" to my tender facial features. The breakthrough in Ginsu technology seems to be that with enough serrations a knife will cut long enough for most people to forget about the "lifetime guarantee."

Josh