Thread: Shaving in Public

Originally Posted by Hirlau

When I was in junior high, my buddie & I would hide in the trees next to the golf course; when a ball got close enough to snatch, we would snatch it, wash it in one of these machines & sell the balls back to the golfers as they left the club house. 50 cents average,,75 cents for a good condition Titleist.

So that was YOU!

Originally Posted by earcutter

... I want to have shaved no more than two minutes before I put my arm through a shirt sleeve. Weird perhaps - but I feel great after a shave! Lasts for just under an hour... Hence I can enter an event feeling "fabulous" lol if I shave late enough.

In this case, I would consider shaving in the elevator that brings You up to the event, of course wearing Your suit already. Imagine making the last stroke just a second before the door opens. That should give utmost kick.

... third floor... "zzzap"... nineth floor... "zzzapp" ... eleventh floor... last "zzzzapp", razor gently slips into prepared pocket, door opens, women in beautiful dresses turn around giving You this wow!-what a sharp shaved man-look, straight to the bar, slowly... "Martini, shaken, not stirred" ...

the only reason I would say no is that it would only take one clown not watching where he is going to bump into you midstroke....

Originally Posted by DDTech

In this case, I would consider shaving in the elevator that brings You up to the event, of course wearing Your suit already. Imagine making the last stroke just a second before the door opens. That should give utmost kick.

... third floor... "zzzap"... nineth floor... "zzzapp" ... eleventh floor... last "zzzzapp", razor gently slips into prepared pocket, door opens, women in beautiful dresses turn around giving You this wow!-what a sharp shaved man-look, straight to the bar, slowly... "Martini, shaken, not stirred" ...

I like where you are going with this lol !

And as you sit down at the bar you notice a 3 O clock shadow and an adams apple and she says in a Husky baritone voice....hey mac,gotta light ?.............HA Ha ,I just pulled a Hirlau !

Originally Posted by earcutter

I like where you are going with this lol !

I can perfectly visualize it in Technicolor and Kodachrome ... lost track for a moment though, when the women came into view

It will stand out, no doubt. But we live in a time where it's normal for people to dress like they just got out of a bed, so why the hell not? I thought this thread will be more focused on you being afraid of someone bumping into you.

i went camping last weekend taking a razor with me. i was sceptical the whole time thinking it could end bad but i can always decide to not use it when i get there. well i ended up being the only person on the whole campsite so i lathered up and had a damn fine shave with not a care in the world. also a martini is gin, stirred 22 times to the right then left then repeat. standard measure 1 olive, as big as i make my own 2 olives. always!