Thread: UK and Ireland members

Well I got Sottish ancestry and was raised by a Glasgow man..will I do !!!! Sorry though I still can drink at a bar..no ally's for this wee Jock. Meah...I already know the answer to that anyway.

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Well I got Sottish ancestry and was raised by a Glasgow man..will I do !!!! Sorry though I still can drink at a bar..no ally's for this wee Jock. Meah...I already know the answer to that anyway.

You can do until we find something better

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Well I got Sottish ancestry and was raised by a Glasgow man..will I do !!!! Sorry though I still can drink at a bar..no ally's for this wee Jock. Meah...I already know the answer to that anyway.

I don't think you will suffice, the remit was "an angry Scot". I think we would all need to poke you with big pointy sticks for a really long time to get you angry.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

I don't think you will suffice, the remit was "an angry Scot". I think we would all need to poke you with big pointy sticks for a really long time to get you angry.

S'okay ..... i'm content bein a hobbity ol badger anyway.

Originally Posted by Nightblade

S'okay ..... i'm content bein a hobbity ol badger anyway.

I think I like that image better too.
Badgers - kinda furry and cute looking but strong and probably scary when angered.
Hobbits - peaceful homebodies who are.loyal and brave when necessary.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

I think I like that image better too.
Badgers - kinda furry and cute looking but strong and probably scary when angered.
Hobbits - peaceful homebodies who are.loyal and brave when necessary.

What about haggis? Y'know... those little furry creatures that run around hills. They're apparently easy to spot, as they have two legs shorter than the other two.

Originally Posted by Deegee

What about haggis? Y'know... those little furry creatures that run around hills. They're apparently easy to spot, as they have two legs shorter than the other two.

I will be going to Scotland, perhaps I should try and catch me one, and bring it back to oz, then try and cross breed it with a kangaroo or something.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

I will be going to Scotland, perhaps I should try and catch me one, and bring it back to oz, then try and cross breed it with a kangaroo or something.

That's be cruel to both critters Ed! They might both end up with shorter front legs. As it is the poor bloody 'roo's can't scratch their own b@lls! You'll have it so hey can't even pick their own noses!


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

That's be cruel to both critters Ed! They might both end up with shorter front legs. As it is the poor bloody 'roo's can't scratch their own b@lls! You'll have it so hey can't even pick their own noses!


Mick

First thing to pop in my head
I know I ain't right......

Originally Posted by MickR

That's be cruel to both critters Ed! They might both end up with shorter front legs. As it is the poor bloody 'roo's can't scratch their own b@lls! You'll have it so hey can't even pick their own noses!


Mick

But if all four legs (or two arms and two legs) end up being shortened, the creature won't have any problems in scratching its own cods.

*ponders mental image*

... oh no, what horrors have I unleashed??