Thread: after shave balm---I tried one and my face died

Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape

Yes indeedy. They have a fragrance free moisturizing lotion that works well as an aftershave balm.

I think they have something labeled as a facial moisturizer. I do use their soaps -- I don't have problem skin but they work for me. I'm starting to squirm when I use terms like "problem skin" ---a little to much in touch with my feminine side. Where's my Pine Tar soap? Where's my Bowie Knife? Damn it.

Justin

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

I think they have something labeled as a facial moisturizer. I do use their soaps -- I don't have problem skin but they work for me. I'm starting to squirm when I use terms like "problem skin" ---a little to much in touch with my feminine side. Where's my Pine Tar soap? Where's my Bowie Knife? Damn it.

Justin

Heh. You should see the looks I've gotten when perusing the lotions and moisturizers section at the drugstore.

Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape

Heh. You should see the looks I've gotten when perusing the lotions and moisturizers section at the drugstore.

My own sisters would beat the crap out of me if they heard me use such terms --not to mention my mother. My dad --well he uses water and regular soap --moisturizer? Yeah right. Who needs moisturizer with Louisiana humidity anyway?


Justin

The key is to disguise your meaning with clinical and technical terms. Say you need a dermal hydration agent with minimal olfactory presence.

Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape

The key is to disguise your meaning with clinical and technical terms. Say you need a dermal hydration agent with minimal olfactory presence.

yeah work in some car/automotive repair terms in there. Get as technical as possible and they'll have to believe you're still a man. I was looking for some transaxle lube and all I could find was this "Cetaphil Sissy Skin Stuff".

Justin

You guys! Come on now, there's nothing wrong with releasing the metrosexual inside us. We're all walking a pretty fine line on these forums anyway - hmmm, think I might change my username to "Himbo"...

James

Originally Posted by Jimbo

You guys! Come on now, there's nothing wrong with releasing the metrosexual inside us.

James

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Justin

Hey, James I don't get the "Himbo" joke. I don't know if it's just me but it might be one of those Aussie things.