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    Quote Originally Posted by izlat View Post
    This was funny!

    But yes - nothing earth-shattering about glycerine.

    James (sorry but this feels very formal - is "Jim" OK or would you consider this too much of a familiarity... even though you just told us... nevermind) - the only thing I may suggest is to add some more caution to the experimentation - maybe look up the ingredients and potential effects before using it on your face, not after. You never know...

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    Ivo - Jim is fine with me. And yes, you're absolutely right - look before you leap. Although, as Warlock said, I thought in this instance I was probably safe.

    Jordan - that's a fair point. I just wanted to see if it made much of a difference.

    But I haven't told you guys the best (worst?) part yet. I didn't use KY. I used Durex "novelty" lubricant - it heats up when you expose it to a light breeze. Not only did it add what I felt was extra lubricity, but as the lather got cold I just blew on it and it warmed up!

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    James.....

    ....I'm pretty sure I don't need to say this.....I mean, you're a really smart guy.... well traveled....worldly beyond your years.....and you've probably stumbled on to something here that works pretty well.....




    ....but, please, promise us on all that you hold dear.....that you will NEVER even THINK about testing out the obverse....i.e. if A works for B, B will NOT work for A.....



    ....DON'T DO IT!.....DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!!... (that's MY function here) .....

    ....one of the key requirements of scientific experimentation, as well as art, is knowing when to quit.



    ....just let it go.



    -whatever

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    And do let us know if you get any genital warts on your chin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarface View Post
    James.....

    ....but, please, promise us on all that you hold dear.....that you will NEVER even THINK about testing out the obverse....i.e. if A works for B, B will NOT work for A.....



    ....DON'T DO IT!.....DON'T EVEN THINK IT!!!... (that's MY function here) .....

    ....one of the key requirements of scientific experimentation, as well as art, is knowing when to quit.


    ....just let it go.



    -whatever

    -Lou
    Lou - never fear, until you mentioned it, the thought had never entered my head....no, really....

    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    And do let us know if you get any genital warts on your chin!
    I'm honour bound to report any adverse side effects

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
    Ivo - Jim is fine with me. And yes, you're absolutely right - look before you leap. Although, as Warlock said, I thought in this instance I was probably safe.

    Jordan - that's a fair point. I just wanted to see if it made much of a difference.

    But I haven't told you guys the best (worst?) part yet. I didn't use KY. I used Durex "novelty" lubricant - it heats up when you expose it to a light breeze. Not only did it add what I felt was extra lubricity, but as the lather got cold I just blew on it and it warmed up!

    James.
    oh lord... a new obsession in hot lathering... but can i ask? how do you blow on your own face (O_O) maybe you can get the Mrs to blow on your.... face.... isnt it just castor oil? that they use to make it warm up like that? i forgot what it was... but it was some type of oil...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlockdlx69 View Post
    oh lord... a new obsession in hot lathering... but can i ask? how do you blow on your own face (O_O) maybe you can get the Mrs to blow on your.... face.... isnt it just castor oil? that they use to make it warm up like that? i forgot what it was... but it was some type of oil...
    Sorry, I meant as it got cold in the mug. I guess you could wave your head around a bit to warm it up on your face...

    I don't know what it is that makes it warm up

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhailey View Post
    WOW!!! Serioulsy, I can just imagine you at the health club, after a shower, step up to the mirror and pull out your KY

    Man, you would clear that locker room.
    Funny you should say it - really! The other day I tried to go to the small locker room in the gym at work. What do you know - door was locked. After some time a guy in khakis and shirt left... When I went in, I found a small half-used tube of personal lubricant made me wonder

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    *in the deepest manliest voice*

    I prefer motor oil for all my lubrication needs!
    Doesn't it stain the sheets??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolas View Post
    Doesn't it stain the sheets??
    *deepest manliest voice*
    Who the f*** cares! I'm a Man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhailey View Post
    WOW!!! Serioulsy, I can just imagine you at the health club, after a shower, step up to the mirror and pull out your KY

    Man, you would clear that locker room.
    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
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