Thread: It Was Only A Matter of Time

I love the Fennel toothpaste! Of course most licorice haters would say that you were better off brushing with the shave creme. Bastards.


lol


You pet, feed and care for a dog and it thinks:

"He must be a King"

You pet, feed and care for a cat and it thinks\:

"I must be a king"


-Rob

hahaha

To complete the circle you now have to shave with the toothpaste!

Originally Posted by OLD_SCHOOL

Ooh goody an orange tabby thread. Here's my beast, he is more like a dog than a cat. Won't get into that now though.

Sorry Old School, this is the dumbass thread. Here is the link to the Orange Tabby thread: http://straightrazorpalace.com/finer...t-mr-toes.html

My wife had some "Morning Mint" hand cream in the cabinet near the toothpaste. The tragedy here is that not only did it look like a toothpaste tube (I gave just a cursory glance...), but the minty scent of the handcream seemed to give the go-ahead to my brain to brush with it as it passed under my nose...."Hmmm...minty...must be toothpaste...."


At first there was even a bit of a minty taste...but that headed south rather quickly... and then the fact that there was also a rather sickly slick feel of the brush across the teeth.

Let's just say that the Morning Mint was rather quickly and roughly re-located to a different location in the bathroom!

Originally Posted by Seraphim

My wife had some "Morning Mint" hand cream in the cabinet near the toothpaste. The tragedy here is that not only did it look like a toothpaste tube (I gave just a cursory glance...), but the minty scent of the handcream seemed to give the go-ahead to my brain to brush with it as it passed under my nose...."Hmmm...minty...must be toothpaste...."


At first there was even a bit of a minty taste...but that headed south rather quickly... and then the fact that there was also a rather sickly slick feel of the brush across the teeth.

Let's just say that the Morning Mint was rather quickly and roughly re-located to a different location in the bathroom!

There, ya see! It's not just cats, it's a conspiracy and Mr. Toes and your wife are but cogs in a monstrosity of evil machinations.