Well i was missing since my computer broke down and just got back on line today and i have to say thank you to the moderator for a good old hearty laugh .. when i started to read about the spatula etc the thought jumped into my mind "smart ass" but as i read on i realised it was fun and tongue in cheek and the further i read the more i laughed well done good buddy for giving us all a happier day and i am sure the recipient took it in good part and had a good laugh also .. have a good day all George Ireland