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08-13-2011, 03:16 AM #1Plausibly implausible
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YOU understand, don't you?
So, I splurged on a bunch of shave creams with my tax return money that the Govt graciously returned to me, along with a razor case, hones, etc. My wife just said "If someone broke into our house and went into the bathroom [not sure why they would go in the bathroom] they'd think five gay guys lived here" [not that there's anything WRONG with that]. YOU understand, don't you?
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?
Walt Whitman
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08-13-2011, 04:05 AM #2Senior Member
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I cant find the link but theres a couple of "shave den" threads that would make you think theres a platoon living there!
We all get it and understand. Just dont expect your "other" to think that lol
The longer your in this the more sideways looks you get
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08-13-2011, 05:13 AM #3< Banned User >
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lol........
not that there is anything wrong with that..... lol....str8fan likes this.
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08-20-2011, 10:56 PM #4
I may have been told that once or twice.
You'd also think some weird, AD addled, razor sharpening odd ball lived here by looking through some of the other cupboards. And you'd be right!
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08-20-2011, 11:39 PM #5May your bone always be well buried
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My razors are kept with my knives...I have no fear of being associated with our homosexual bretheren. Shave creams, colognes etc are randomly scattered between various bathroom and bedroom cupboards and I don't think anyone in the house (including me) has any true idea of just what, or how much of anything, I actually own.
I'm never get asked anything about my possessions, except for the occassional query as to why I need it, at the actual time of purchase. A question I just ignore with a look to her and a reminder of the wardrobes (note the plural) full of her clothes. Need just does not enter into the equation then.
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08-23-2011, 05:02 PM #6Who's that guy think he is...
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The Best think you can do is to get the last two words in.....(yes,dear)....
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08-13-2011, 06:18 AM #7Member
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Gay guys wouldn't have shaving soaps etx they'd have moisturizers and balms
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08-13-2011, 08:02 AM #8The Great & Powerful Oz
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Allow me to translate
What she's really saying is you spent all that money on yourself & didn't buy her any new shoes or whatever she would prefer you to spend the money on.
“The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”
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08-13-2011, 09:45 AM #9Plausibly implausible
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I'm sure she'd agree with you... :-)
Originally Posted by onimaru55
Allow me to translate What she's really saying is you spent all that money on yourself & didn't buy her any new shoes or whatever she would prefer you to spend the money on.Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?
Walt Whitman
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08-13-2011, 10:14 AM #10Geriatric Gamer/Surf Fisher
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There are some days I wish I'd gotten married...
Then there are days - like today - when I KNOW I did the right thing.
On my death bed my surviving friends (if there are any) will be there to see who gets the best of the toys... sadly, or gladly (I think the latter) there will be no painful memory waking me up to sign the last insurance paperwork so she gets to grind my razors up for their worth in scrap steel.
Yea... I can live with that.
I have a lot of friends... not ONE of them has ever called me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that - unless we're talking about me - then I can think of a whole lot of things wrong with that).
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