YOU understand, don't you?

**carlmaloschneider** · 08-13-2011, 03:16 AM

So, I splurged on a bunch of shave creams with my tax return money that the Govt graciously returned to me, along with a razor case, hones, etc. My wife just said "If someone broke into our house and went into the bathroom [not sure why they would go in the bathroom] they'd think five gay guys lived here" [not that there's anything WRONG with that]. YOU understand, don't you?

**Earthdawn** · 08-13-2011, 04:05 AM

I cant find the link but theres a couple of "shave den" threads that would make you think theres a platoon living there!

We all get it and understand. Just dont expect your "other" to think that lol

The longer your in this the more sideways looks you get

**paco664** · 08-13-2011, 05:13 AM

lol........

not that there is anything wrong with that..... lol....

**MrIdentical** · 08-13-2011, 06:18 AM

Gay guys wouldn't have shaving soaps etx they'd have moisturizers and balms

**onimaru55** · 08-13-2011, 08:02 AM

Allow me to translate

What she's really saying is you spent all that money on yourself & didn't buy her any new shoes or whatever she would prefer you to spend the money on.

**MrIdentical** · 08-13-2011, 08:14 AM

Actually yes that's exactly what's being said LOL

**carlmaloschneider** · 08-13-2011, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by onimaru55

Allow me to translate

What she's really saying is you spent all that money on yourself & didn't buy her any new shoes or whatever she would prefer you to spend the money on.

I'm sure she'd agree with you... :-)

**tonycraigo** · 08-13-2011, 10:14 AM

There are some days I wish I'd gotten married...

Then there are days - like today - when I KNOW I did the right thing.

On my death bed my surviving friends (if there are any) will be there to see who gets the best of the toys... sadly, or gladly (I think the latter) there will be no painful memory waking me up to sign the last insurance paperwork so she gets to grind my razors up for their worth in scrap steel.

Yea... I can live with that.

I have a lot of friends... not ONE of them has ever called me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that - unless we're talking about me - then I can think of a whole lot of things wrong with that).

**Maxi** · 08-13-2011, 11:31 AM

SWMBO does not understand why I need 5 brushes. I have tried explaining, but to no avail. She does not understand why I need 4 different strops. I have tried to explain, but to no avail. She does not understand why I must have many razors, two of which are ones I will never part with. I have tried to explain, but to no avail.

HWMNBO (He Who Must Not Be Obeyed...aka Me) doesn't understand why she needs 15 different purses. She has tried to explain, but I've asked her very kindly to please not talk to me while I'm working on razors

**Disclaimer**....this was meant to be comical. Linds and I are two peas in a pod....and we "roll our eyes and shuffle away" (to quote the floral words of the wise Obie)

**zymotic** · 08-13-2011, 11:45 AM

You should buy her a razor and strop set so she will understand.

It's the only way.

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