Thread: CBN On Linen

You guys are so behind the times. I've just constructed a SHC (Small Hadron Collider) that fits on my strop. I refine the edge with it by bombarding the edge atoms with protons. Balsa is fine for the SHC as long as you cool it to within .5 of a degree of absolute zero, otherwise things get a bit hot. If you are going to use it on a hanging strop I would recommend kangaroo leather, being the strongest leather out there - just make sure that if you do use a hanger with a Hadron Collider that you hold it taut, or else you do run the risk of rounding the edge and (though slightly less probable) creating a rift in the time/space continuum.

Then I finish off with the Asagi.

James.