Thread: Draqon Hide for Strops

Clearly you are all forgeting about P.E.T.A. and forget about importing one in New York, Bloomberg would have a fit.

Originally Posted by Nightblade

You may be right on the fees and tarriffs and all but....let's stop thinking like Dwarves and be a little more Elven like shall we. Dragons are pretty big..one scale would probabley yield about two or three strops alone ,and as for breaking blades,need I remind y'all that when I made said statement it was in reference to sharpening the blade of Sauron !! HEELLOOO !!...CAN ONLY BE DESTROYED IN MT. DOOM REMEMBER??!! On top of that, there are plenty of filthy little Orcs,Trolls of various sizes oh yes and let's not forget our friends the Baruk Hai mmhmm ,yeah , ya think they got soft metal fer blades ? Oh no...they probably got whiskers like barbed wire...in fact , I'll bet they all use uber wedges cause a hollow grind aint gonna do it ! And don't count out Tree beard either ...I mean have ya seen his mug lately ??There's a market in Morder people .....ya just gotta be a little more proactive is all .... I'm gonna milk this Orc icon for all it's worth I am heh !

Very knowledgeable for a Hobbit....

Morty:...........Nope...just dragon hide here...if the orcs want to make strops out of carrion eaters let them...we shall bury them. +1 on the mithril fabric side..never thought about that. It would make for a nice balance indeed.

Originally Posted by honedright

Very knowledgeable for a Hobbit....

Eh........we get around ya know haha !

Originally Posted by Euclid440

Clearly you are all forgeting about P.E.T.A. and forget about importing one in New York, Bloomberg would have a fit.

Clearly they are Saurons minions.......why else would they try to protect a dragon. Lest we not forget what Smaug did to Laketown and the Dwarves under the mountain.Poor little fire breathing vermin my eye . Daddy needs a new strop and it's got pesky lizard written all over it ! Bloomberg is the mouth of Sauron. where is Aragorn when we need him !?

He's doin' the nasty w/Adriel

OMG now I gotta burn my Eyes out.............Besides I rather think it's more like him and Smeagol gotta thing goin (snicker).......so mean (snicker).

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Eh........we get around ya know haha !

Um. . . . Actually. no. Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took were very unusual as Hobbits generally did not leave the Shire. As a matter of fact, most Hobbits look down on on Hobbits who even think about leaving the Shire.

'Fess up, Nightblade. You're as much of an oddball as the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring.

I just don't understand why Frodo and Sam never made mention of you in their memoirs. What did you do to piss them off?

Originally Posted by Morty

Um. . . . Actually. no. Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took were very unusual as Hobbits generally did not leave the Shire. As a matter of fact, most Hobbits look down on on Hobbits who even think about leaving the Shire.

'Fess up, Nightblade. You're as much of an oddball as the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring.

I just don't understand why Frodo and Sam never made mention of you in their memoirs. What did you do to piss them off?

He made off w/their pastys before the trek even began!

Well...that's what I meant about gettin around.you are right I am an exception.MLA...I told you we are never to bring up the pasty incident ! Allright fine..if y'all must know.....That Fat Samwise got his bundy's in a twist cause I got the last pasty and chided him for eating too much.Then He got even more butt-hurt when I told him to just deal with the Elven bread...he starts whining about it being too lite tasting and healthy and all. Sheesh.....not like he's wasting away er nuthin. Then of Course since he Frodo's B--CH practically, ....Frodo has to be all spiteful ....says "Nobody will ever know about you in my Uncle's and my chronicles !!" . I'm like "oooh like anybody is gonna make a movie anytime soon about it " heh heh...............I hate them . Pip and Merry....yeah whatever...they just went along with all of it cause they were afraid of being left out too...wimps....Gandalf was right about Pip being a fool of a Took. More like a TOOL of a Took !! Heck....I hear Merry tried to start a small homeland militia after his big battle scene...course it failed. everyone was like "huh" ?? Hobbits aren't big warriors after all....Merry just got his hormones all worked up over that Rohan girl just cause she let him ride on her horse...fool !!