Thread: How Happy Will Josh Be On Xmas Morning? (yes you can read this Josh)

Originally Posted by xman

That's 'HUNT' you treacherous Depillitator! This thing is going to need be an action movie. We could've made it a comedy, but I just don't think you're that funny. Besides you're a secret service agent or something by now right? Into the secret back room MIB stuff right? You're one of the few guys who actually knows why there are no aliens! I say let's stick to action kid and we'll leave the jokes for someone with a good funny bone. That's not spite or anything. That's just how it is. This is showbiz baby. Don't worry. You're goin' ta be HUGE!

X

Man I wish my my jobs were that exciting!!

BTW, Who said there weren't any aliens???

Originally Posted by JLStorm

Who said there weren't any aliens???

I love that spin! That's a good one.

In this movie JL is searching for the
Holy Grail. He's determined that
it's the only container worthy to
serve as a holder for his shaving
soap.

He also need a side kick. Some nerdy
guy who shaves with a solar powered
electric. But get this, everytime he starts
to shave, dark storm clouds come rolling
in destroying any attempt to complete
a shave. He goes through the whole
movie with whiskers of varying lenth
on his face.....

JL only tolerates him because he is
funding the expedition in the belief
that JL will fix him up with some hot
alien chick once the mission is complete.


Terry

sadly that entices me more than most of what Hollywood is turning out these days

We should also have 2 damsels in distress, a model and a country music singer. They should be in conflict and have a cat-fight

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

We should also have 2 damsels in distress, a model and a country music singer. They should be in conflict and have a cat-fight

Only if the country singer is Julie Roberts!

Originally Posted by JLStorm

Only if the country singer is Julie Roberts!

In that case the cat-fight has to be limited to wrestling, hair-pulling and pillows, so we don't bust up that pretty face

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

In that case the cat-fight has to be limited to wrestling, hair-pulling and pillows, so we don't bust up that pretty face

Wondering how busted up my pretty face would be if my wife saw this thread lol!

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

We should also have 2 damsels in distress, a model and a country music singer. They should be in conflict and have a cat-fight

And XMan could play the arch villian. He could be
portrayed as a James Bond type villian who lives
undernearth a volcano.

He flies around the world in a SR 71 Blackbird. He
has scores of identically clad functionaries in his
employ to assist him in his dastardly deeds.



Terry

I really do want to encourage your script writing, Terry because I strongly believe you will have something to relevant, perhaps even important to show us one day. Sadly for you, that day has not yet come. I'm willing to let Josh play alpha dog, he's got all those guns and he knows how to use them, he's just hunkier and that'll sell easy. Besides I can play evil. I play evil very well, especially comic evil (did we talk about how funny I am?). That's not a bad idea, but the others! ... identically clad henchmen? X WORKS ALONE! or in a team up, say with that Julia Roberts. She's Josh's partner who infiltrates my organisation. She makes hot love to me regularly to stay close to all the inner workings and secrets of the crime world, yada, yada ... yeah that works. There's still the vocano problem though. That's just a turkey location and it'll cost too much. A yacht would probably be a lot cheaper in the long run. It'd have to be retro fitted and we might need some mock up set on a soundstage somewhere, but I'll see if we can get it done without those, just all on the boat and thatll save money on the dumb jet rental which we'd only HAVE to build a set for anyhow.



Like I say though, you're showing promise.

X