View Poll Results: How Happy Was That?

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  • Very Happy

    2 5.41%
  • Happier than he's ever been with his clothes on.

    15 40.54%
  • Awestruck to the point of Perfect Speechlessness (and wouldn't that be nice)

    20 54.05%
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    Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking razor

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    Quote Originally Posted by urleebird View Post
    I think you should tell your wife to open it, wrap it up pretty... then hide it from your prying little eyes...

    Who thinks it'll get opened early?

    Everybody?




    sure hope it didn't break or anything in transit....
    Hmm...maybe I should open to check to make sure it didnt break in transit

    I am afraid to tell my wife to open it, I am afraid she might chop off a finger...or worse yet, damage the razor

    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer View Post
    I think that Josh is going to be so happy, he might ask Bill to marry him.

    but...Im already taken...you of all people should know that's just illegal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT View Post
    Our news are reporting a grinning serial shaver south of the border.. So far he's given full body-shaves to 6 men, 4 women, 9 children, a nun, 3 cats and a herd of cattle with a monstrous-looking razor
    LMAO...straight razor country...where the men are men and the sheep are scared

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    but...Im already taken...you of all people should know that's just illegal!
    You just have to join that cult in Utah.

    Any time now you'll be able to come to NJ and get civilly united (unionized?).

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    could we have daily pictures of the torture and torment? You know... as proof that the package hasn't been opened yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer View Post
    You just have to join that cult in Utah.

    Any time now you'll be able to come to NJ and get civilly united (unionized?).
    I dunno...I think this would be a bad year to mention this idea to my wife, as I one of the gifts I am giving her is a .357 magnum revolver lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStorm View Post
    I dunno...I think this would be a bad year to mention this idea to my wife, as I one of the gifts I am giving her is a .357 magnum revolver lol....
    Well now Josh when you and your wife get into an argument you are going to find out the real meaning of "Don't take a knife (your new razor) to a gun fight.
    if anything has been abnormal for a long enough period it then becomes normal.

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    Now who's going to inherit the maul after she kills Josh?

    Uhmmm Josh, could you please tell your wife that:
    1) I think she's right in every argument
    2) Her hair is pretty
    3) I like razors?

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    There's no way in hell that Josh would look early unless it's just to spite my saying so). He enjoys the torment too much.

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    Yesterday was the best day to find another something to do...
    Last edited by urleebird; 12-20-2006 at 11:39 PM.

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