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  1. 04-17-2008, 09:38 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by churley View Post
    I think Mama Bear and I are past the age of child bearing.....chuckle, but what comes to my mind is ALLLLLLLL that soap that we would be making, and who would be doin the handyman chores Like did y'all see the driveway with all that snow

    Why we'd have to hire strong, handsome, young men to come out and lend a hand with things around the house.....

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    Hmmm, I'm getting a vision.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by churley View Post
    Why we'd have to hire strong, handsome, young men to come out and lend a hand with things around the house.....

    Soapmistress

    Unless, of course, you would let us old, ugly, fat men come out. We would settle for an occassional block of your soap!

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  3. 04-17-2008, 09:54 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by statsdr View Post
    Unless, of course, you would let us old, ugly, fat men come out. We would settle for an occassional block of your soap!

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    Nooooo......I firmly believe that hard labor is young man's job. I "always" slow down for the "Men Working" signs....lol....

    Those of you who are more mature would be petitioned to engage in a good game of scrabble.....and we'll drink wine ( or Mama Bears homemade BEER ) and talk about how it was when we were young....

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  4. 04-17-2008, 10:07 PM #64
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    I'll be the one with the bullwhip, making sure the young men get their work done properly.
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  5. 04-17-2008, 11:31 PM #65
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    M..u..s..t r..e..s..i..s..t (the closest smiley I could find to my gimp mask)

    Doh ... failed.

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  6. 04-18-2008, 12:52 AM #66
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    My (ex?)step daughter learned to straight shave, in theory at least, while backpacking but she said she didn't like the noise of the balloons popping so didn't get much practice... until she came home and tried it out on poor old me.

    Not that she persevered as she always said she was afraid of cutting me so she just cuts my hair now. At least she never cut my throat for cheating on her mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by murph View Post
    My (ex?)step daughter learned to straight shave, in theory at least, while backpacking but she said she didn't like the noise of the balloons popping so didn't get much practice... until she came home and tried it out on poor old me.

    Not that she persevered as she always said she was afraid of cutting me so she just cuts my hair now. At least she never cut my throat for cheating on her mother.

    I totally didn't see that coming. I hope it's ok that just busted out laughing.
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  8. 04-18-2008, 02:17 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilithParker View Post
    I'll be the one with the bullwhip, making sure the young men get their work done properly.
    Why Ms Parker, I do believe you picked a delightful duty. Tea anyone? We must pace ourselves as the young men work.
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  9. 04-18-2008, 02:42 AM #69
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    ok, this is getting way too thick to stay out of!

    i will be the first volunteer. snow shovel, whip, women, home brew, fresh warm soaps, straights, women; I'm in!

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    6'4, 26yo, strong as an ox and great with my hands. handy with tools too...... will work for beatings! too far? what the hell, i'm a freak and proud of it!
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  10. 04-18-2008, 06:23 AM #70
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    I can handle my tool very well and have often been complimented on my technique! And all I need is one of those lovely forum ladies to put the STRAPPING into this strapping young lad
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