Quote Originally Posted by dkapp View Post
...sit me down and let me know that choking and masturbation don't mix. My dad even acted it all out showing how people die.

LOL. I've always thought the sex talk I got from my dad was the funniest ever, but picturing the pantomime here may be the funniest ever.

FWIW, the entirety of my dad's sex talk was as follows.

Dad: You know what they call a guy who has sex without a rubber?

Me: What?

Dad: Daddy.