Quote Originally Posted by Theseus View Post
Not too long ago I was shaving, and mid-stroke I had a sneeze sneak up on me. Left an almost 3 inch slice from just under my eye down towards my ear lobe. After a lot of styptic paste it quit bleeding. Some Neosporin and vitamin E oil and the scar is almost invisible.
Dude you are so lucky you didn't sneeze that razor into your eye!