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    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " Without stupidity, the elite would have no cause for elitism, or is that backwards?"
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    "Hierarchy was not created by humans, but we sure make it look silly."
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    " Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

    Fred Allen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    " Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

    Fred Allen
    He meant that there was nothing original ON TV. They just keep recycling the same plots.

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    In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows.
    -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

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    "Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves."
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    You can’t fix stupid.

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    No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

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