Thread: Need help with warning sign text dog.

Hey all, I'm in need of some help. I am looking for an epic text to put on a warning sign to put on my house. Sign will show a picture of my dog and the text.

And I'm looking for anything other then "beware of dog" . Something that screams, stay out, or get dismembered or something. Will defend my house, or owners or something... I'm Dutch, but am looking for English text.

Here's one of my guard dogs and the pic most likely to be used. ( dogs are Bouvier des Flandres )




Any help would be greatly appreciated

Trespassers will be eaten.

Beards beware

subject to erratic behavior

Over here it's the law that you have to have a warning sign on each entrance point of your property/home to warn possible intruders that there are dogs present ( stupid or what... ) What the signs says doesn't matter, as long as a burglar knows their are dogs

Dogs are friendly on the way in. You will not get out.

Read somewhere that you need to be careful about signage. W as it here with someone's no trespass signs????

Words will not help you comprehend the dangers that lurk beyond this sign.



You have been warned, keep out!

"Please do not feed the dogs."

years ago I was cautioned not to use "beware of dog" by a lawyer as that could be construed to mean that I know that I am harboring a vicious dog. I had signs that said "please do not let the dog out", "do not feed the dogs" and "my dog can make it to the perimeter fence on 3.8 seconds, can you?" but I no longer have dogs (at least for now).

enjoy,
jim

Thanks for all the help guys.

I think I'm going with this option inspired by you all:

Beware!
Guard dog present!

I protect this house.
Trespassers will be bitten, burglars will be amputated!

Enter at own risk!