Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I Hate Being Cold!

OK that video did not last long enough...

Originally Posted by pfries

OK that video did not last long enough...

It Lasted Long Enough For Me! If they had even just moments before gone into the water to stage the shoot, that's about .000000000000000000000000001 seconds too long for me!

When I was in Submarine School in Connecticut they were talking about how important the lifelines were that fastened to your safety harness when you on top of the subs as in the middle of winter there, if you fell overboard, they stopped looking for you after 2 minutes!

Can you say: 'Frozen'

BESS.... The escape part was what got me... I always figured you were a write off at that point.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

What????


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Reminds me of Mike, the headless chicken.

Ya gotta love those telemarketers who get all belligerent when you politely break in to their spiel and request that they put you on their internal DNC list. It's just a shame you can't trace the call back to it's source and give them a bit of the same.


Mick

What the hell has gone wrong in this thread...this is not a question.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

When I was in Submarine School in Connecticut

I stayed in Sub School long enough to learn that subs rarely make port visits. Having joined the Navy to drink and have sex with prostitutes in exotic places, I headed for the surface.

Originally Posted by pfries

BESS.... The escape part was what got me... I always figured you were a write off at that point.

See Above.

Originally Posted by Utopian

Reminds me of Mike, the headless chicken.

I once worked for a Lieutenant Commander in the Navy who had no cerebral cortex. It's true. We called him Stemmer.

Originally Posted by MickR

Ya gotta love those telemarketers who get all belligerent when you politely break in to their spiel and request that they put you on their internal DNC list. It's just a shame you can't trace the call back to it's source and give them a bit of the same.
Mick

My ex mother in law who is retired and angry likes to see how long she can keep them on the line: "Oh, that's very interesting, please tell me more" CLUNK *drops phone on table*

This woman also returns all junk mail containing postage paid envelopes, stuffing them with the original envelope and all of it's contents so they have to pay return postage.

I learned early not to mess with this woman.

For Nutter From Gummer ain't this the truth though.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ODwR6FPRQ

This is my cat to the letter....so annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13d...6ALIDsD--nXkel