Thread: off topic anonymous

I like fairs. A fair a day would be really cool. But then again maybe a fair every other day as it takes a day to recover after going to the fair.

Renaissance Fairs make my scrotum shrink.

Originally Posted by WW243

Renaissance Fairs make my scrotum shrink.

That's why everybody's running around in Tights anyhow.

Bill..... you always give me a good laugh brother

Sometimes I wished I looked good enough to wear tight pants. Then I finish a whole frozen pizza and remember why I prefer pants with elastic waists.

Pounds of pepperoni consumed every year from pizza 252 million pounds
Annual pizza sale revenue $32 billion
Slices of pizza that are eaten each second 350 slices
Total number of pizzerias in the U.S. 70,000
Percent of independent pizzerias that make up all pizzerias 65%
Average number of slices of pieces of pizza eaten by a person every year 46 slices
Total number of pizza’s sold in the U.S. each year 3 billion
Total number of pizza’s sold worldwide each year 5 billion
Percent of all pizzerias that offer delivery 83%
Percent of Americans who prefer thin crust pizza 61%
Total number of pizzerias in the state of New York alone 9,000
Percent of Americans who eat at least one piece of pizza per month 93 %

I don't own tights or pants with elastic but have entertained the idea of suspenders recently..

I have a belt made of Moose hide that I recently have designated as a work belt after 10 years of wearing it 16 hours or more a day. The maker I bought it from has since died, so I made one out of Latigo hoping to reproduce the longevity. It had never entered my mind that I would have to break in a belt but when I hang the old one in the locker at work I notice that it is not straight and has formed itself to my body over the years.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Pounds of pepperoni consumed every year from pizza 252 million pounds
Annual pizza sale revenue $32 billion
Slices of pizza that are eaten each second 350 slices
Total number of pizzerias in the U.S. 70,000
Percent of independent pizzerias that make up all pizzerias 65%
Average number of slices of pieces of pizza eaten by a person every year 46 slices
Total number of pizza’s sold in the U.S. each year 3 billion
Total number of pizza’s sold worldwide each year 5 billion
Percent of all pizzerias that offer delivery 83%
Percent of Americans who prefer thin crust pizza 61%
Total number of pizzerias in the state of New York alone 9,000
Percent of Americans who eat at least one piece of pizza per month 93 %

I love pizza !!!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I love pizza !!!

Now that's classic Hirlau !

Originally Posted by 32t

I notice that it is not straight and has formed itself to my body over the years.

Mine does that. Bought the belt hell maybe 15 years ago at least......Don't like the curves O my body. Not pretty. Comes from stuffing pizza down my tights and wearin a foil hat at the Ren Fair...................Don't laugh !! .....I shan't be mocked dangit !! Your all in this Govt. Plot I know it !!

I didn't laugh and didn't see myself in a mirror but I think my reaction was more of a