Thread: off topic anonymous

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Man Riding Horse Along the 91 Freeway in Long Beach Is Arrested on Suspicion of DUI | KTLA

Hitching a Ride...


A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

He got as far as Black Canyon before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop.

Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car.

The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper.

He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them.

Not to be out done, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 MPH, blew through a speed trap.

The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 MPH.

He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this...







but there's guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass!"

Originally Posted by cudarunner

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Man Riding Horse Along the 91 Freeway in Long Beach Is Arrested on Suspicion of DUI | KTLA

As long as the horse was sober, what was the problem?

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Nice one Roy.

I have issues now and sgain of pulling lower back muscles. I went to the drug store to pick up some cream to put on. Normally i get bengay. Well, today i wanted to try something different so bought Biofreeze. Hey, this stuff works much better! This morning I feel like I would after 4 days of the bengay.

If you have back muscle problems give this a try.
Thats my off topic for the day!

Bio freeze s good and salon pass with lidocaine is very good. I've been using the two old goats for about a week now and it helps too. Tc

With that and a few shots of wiskey id be ok. But for some reason they do want me to do that and go drive my bomb. Go figure. Ill look into the salon pass. Ive heard of it. Anything that keeps me moving would be great. Maybe 8 should say keeps me moving in an upright stance.

I see. Its a patch.

I was in a grocery store's pharmacy area several years ago and found something odd. I asked the pharmacist to come out to the aisle to take a look at what I had noticed...

He agreed that the placement of all of the back pain items on the very bottom shelf might not have been the best choice.

Thats right on the money. Figures they would do that. Funny.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING???