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  1. 03-07-2018, 10:17 PM #5301
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    Fantasy daydreaming while waiting to talk to a Social Security officer this morning: If I ever win the lottery (any one with a big payout) I would build a house of my dreams and in the kitchen, the backsplash would be made of hones of all types and grades. The bathroom would be climate controlled and I would imitate SHarptonn and have at least one wall, floor to ceiling covered with razors. And of course, straight razor wind chimes on the front porch.
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  2. 03-07-2018, 11:10 PM #5302
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    But the hones making up that backsplash must remain removable and usable!
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  3. 03-07-2018, 11:21 PM #5303
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    But the hones making up that backsplash must remain removable and usable!
    There are enough hones of poor repute and misuse to not worry about that.
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  4. 03-08-2018, 12:20 AM #5304
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    There are enough hones of poor repute and misuse to not worry about that.
    Those are called knife hones!
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  5. 03-08-2018, 01:01 AM #5305
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    True, but it's a lot of work to de-oil them first.
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    My son is mad at me because I woke him up this morning to get going.

    He moved his clock back not forward for daylight savings so now he is running 2 hours behind today!
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    Well why shouldn't he be mad at you? Isn't it clearly your fault?
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    my son (the one with the college degree) thought it didn't start until tomorrow.
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  9. 03-17-2018, 02:58 AM #5309
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    This is Supposed to be a Good Thing?

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    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.

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  10. 03-17-2018, 07:18 AM #5310
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    Someone should invent an app that turns your phone back into a phone...
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