Thread: Chuck Norris

I'm borrowing this from another thread by nickyspaghetti (thanks Nick) - Well used!


Chuck Norris bought a brand new straight. He used it once (perfectly, of course). Here's what's left:

Chuck Norris's Razor

James.

It's Chuck Norris' world.................we just live in it......























.......until he kills us!

-whatever

-Lou

America isn't a democracy... it's a chucktatorship.

Australia has some of the worlds most deadliest creatures because Chuck Norris hasn't gotten around to visiting us yet....

James.

You know, Chucnk Norris doesn't shave with a straight. He doesn't shave period. When he wants to trim, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

Some of these double up... but there are MR T jokes as well listed on the site!

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

not chuck norris but a maths related fact:

The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T “ain’t got no time for the jibba-jabba.” In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T’s tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T’s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity.