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04-08-2007, 12:21 AM #1Carpe Jugulum
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Chuck Norris
Ok, so we have at least two others that like chuck norris jokes... so
youtube video of chuck reading top 10
top 100 facts
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04-08-2007, 01:43 AM
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Brendon,
Thanks for the laugh, man! I'm a huge Chuck Norris fan. I loved these "facts"!!
04-08-2007, 08:07 AM
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Not a problem steve, just hope everyone has a good chuckle with it *crowd groans*. Sorry couldn't help it.
04-09-2007, 05:09 AM
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I used to train under one of Chuck Norris's best and favorite students. The stories we used to hear about him makes many of the Chuck Norris jokes even more funny lol.
here are a few of my favorites:
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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04-09-2007, 04:37 PM
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I hadn't seen that youtube video before. That was awesome. I had some friends who were friends with Chuck Norris and his family. I never really heard much about him from them, other then he was a pretty laid back guy. His daughter is supposed to be pretty cool to if I remember correctly.
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04-10-2007, 01:18 AM
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The first time I heard any of these was when I was on the Bridge of the sub and one of the look-outs started telling these jokes. It was hysterical and definately made the time go by faster.
I loved the 100 facts and the video. Definately made my day in work.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero...loved it (although my wife didn't get it)
04-10-2007, 01:36 AM
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Chuck Norris once stopped a speeding bus with nothing but his iron-clad hairdo.
04-10-2007, 01:50 AM
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My fav is still
Chuck norris is so fast, he can run aroundthe world and punch himself in the back of the head.
04-10-2007, 05:40 AM
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I'm a programmer, so I got a good chuckle from that one. One of my other favourites is...Originally Posted by Bear
-Chuck Norris counted to infinite... twice!
04-10-2007, 12:11 PM
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That's my other favorite to tell
