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    Lovely humorous story. To think we got the strap for throwing snowballs in grade school. Well, they had to catch us first.

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    Are we going to start this again "Doc" ?

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    Never fight Norwegians in the snow. Especially if you're from South US
    Stalin learned not to mess with the Fins. I guess Texas learned not to mess with Norwegian school kids
    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
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    As an army veteran I know US Marines can be short and ugly and they must get airborne training from the US Army. When their USMC tattoos are covered by winter clothing they become weak, confused and ineffective. However, I am told, they become indefatigable, strong and handsome in deserts and tropical jungles.

    I have been to Norway. The people generally seem to start off tall or beautiful or both. And I know the Norwegian kids are tough. The toughest of them grow up to become Norwegian Special Forces or members of Air/Sea Rescue Squadrons; they are trained at secret facilities run by Finnish children.
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    Wow...that article left me sorta stunned. Marine got served deeeaaamn ! Those kids were ruthless...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterMoo View Post
    As an army veteran I know US Marines can be short and ugly and they must get airborne training from the US Army.
    ARMY = Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
    My son is a Drill Instructor in the United States Marine Corps at Parris Island, SC

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    This was sooooo funny. Feels so good to laugh that hard! Sent it to my Marine friends. Thanks for posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProudMarineDad View Post
    ARMY = Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
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    Reminds me of Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.

    And by the way... I salute all servicemen, no matter what branch their in. All equal in my eyes :<0)
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    That would not happen to Army troops.

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