Thread: Clean jokes

Bedgasm (n)

A feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Bedgasm (n)
A feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

~Why wait?? Naps are precious!~

Originally Posted by Geezer

~Why wait?? Naps are precious!~

Until the boss catches you.

An elderly gent walks into a Catholic church, goes into the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I have been happily married for 45 years, have four children, and 9 grandchildren but last night I had an affair. I had sex with two eighteen year old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest says, "I see. My son, when was your last confession?"

"Me? Never, I'm Jewish."

The priest says, "But.. then.. why are you telling me this?"

"Hey, I'm telling everybody!"


rs,
Tack

Why did the blonde have a coat hanger in the trunk?
-in case she locked her keys in her car
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
-spot

Originally Posted by Ernie1980

Why did the blonde have a coat hanger in the trunk?
-in case she locked her keys in her car
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
-spot

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Teacher says to student, "Not only did George Washington chop down his father's cherry tree, but he admitted to doing it. Now Louie, why didn't his father punish him?"

Student replies, "because George still had the axe in his hand".