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10-28-2015, 09:43 PM #1Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Ernie1980
No one here
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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10-29-2015, 01:52 AM #2
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
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10-31-2015, 03:11 PM #5
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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,,,,,,,,,,,,, Originally Posted by Ernie1980
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11-02-2015, 05:26 PM #7
“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”
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11-02-2015, 05:31 PM #8'with that said'
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My oldest daughter is a natural blonde and when she was a kid I used to delight in telling her 'Blonde Jokes' and she took them well and laughed and on occasion would tell me one. When she was about 12 she asked me this;
"Dad, do you know why most blonde jokes are one liners"?
I said "no".
She replied;
"So guys can get them".
Took all the fun out of telling her blonde jokes!
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11-04-2015, 12:26 AM #9'with that said'
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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